Capmabcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent seal.

Capmabcap created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Capmabcap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Capmabcap, she will turn you into a mole.

Capmabcap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Capmabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Capmabcap's priests.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never sit near hamsters.

4. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.