Rag Tadmipkap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, quiet mouse.

Rag Tadmipkap created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rag Tadmipkap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rag Tadmipkap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rag Tadmipkap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rag Tadmipkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Rag Tadmipkap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never chant while facing south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Rag Tadmipkap in the centre of the settlement.