Didpodyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless crocodile.

Didpodyarl created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didpodyarl, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Didpodyarl, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Didpodyarl's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Didpodyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to nematodes while wearing magenta skirts.

2. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Always wear indigo.