Kennurlgeplidfobteenquillkik Cendidfid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish grasshopper.

Kennurlgeplidfobteenquillkik Cendidfid created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kennurlgeplidfobteenquillkik Cendidfid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kennurlgeplidfobteenquillkik Cendidfid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kennurlgeplidfobteenquillkik Cendidfid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kennurlgeplidfobteenquillkik Cendidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Do not consume onions at dawn.

5. Always help manatees.