Nuttarfzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, competent capybara.

Nuttarfzog created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttarfzog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttarfzog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nuttarfzog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nuttarfzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Always obey Nuttarfzog's priests.