Butfebfenqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic raccoon.

Butfebfenqueeg created water two years ago.

If you believe in Butfebfenqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butfebfenqueeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Butfebfenqueeg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Butfebfenqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Butfebfenqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never whisper while facing north.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.