Kikbutshav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent zebra.

Kikbutshav created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbutshav, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kikbutshav, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kikbutshav's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kikbutshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing violet ear rings and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.