Sabfubraw Laghoggencad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient walrus.

Sabfubraw Laghoggencad created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sabfubraw Laghoggencad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sabfubraw Laghoggencad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sabfubraw Laghoggencad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sabfubraw Laghoggencad's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never gather three ducks in one place.

3. Always obey Sabfubraw Laghoggencad's priests.

4. Never touch blood while unclean.

5. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.