Rakgambossjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest zebra.

Rakgambossjat created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakgambossjat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakgambossjat, he will be very sad.

Rakgambossjat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rakgambossjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

2. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

5. Feed all hungry mice.