Rappognel is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited dryad.

Rappognel created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rappognel, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rappognel, she will curse you with boils.

Rappognel's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rappognel's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never mention porpoises.