Ratontcar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful swan.

Ratontcar created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratontcar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ratontcar, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ratontcar's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ratontcar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the south.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.