Yoggarboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical bear.

Yoggarboss created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoggarboss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yoggarboss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yoggarboss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yoggarboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yoggarboss' priests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never stain your neck with fawn.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing green jumpers.

5. Do not sprint in public.