Milhugciss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, calm giraffe.

Milhugciss created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milhugciss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Milhugciss, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Milhugciss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Milhugciss' Holy Commandments

1. Milhugciss loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about special relativity near sharks while wearing orange scarves.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never gather four snails in one place.

5. Always cleanse water with water.