Badmipgen Rownarlvilfemfunriltingess is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident wyvern.

Badmipgen Rownarlvilfemfunriltingess created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badmipgen Rownarlvilfemfunriltingess, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badmipgen Rownarlvilfemfunriltingess, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Badmipgen Rownarlvilfemfunriltingess' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Badmipgen Rownarlvilfemfunriltingess' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

5. You must pray to Badmipgen Rownarlvilfemfunriltingess six times a day.