Nakgidtalmet is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful owl.

Nakgidtalmet created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nakgidtalmet, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nakgidtalmet, she will be very sad.

Nakgidtalmet's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nakgidtalmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.