Canflapsat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic skunk.

Canflapsat created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canflapsat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Canflapsat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Canflapsat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Canflapsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

3. Hide from indigo frogs for they are unholy.

4. Never cross rivers at dawn.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.