Tipbenciss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, confident chinchilla.

Tipbenciss created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Tipbenciss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tipbenciss, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tipbenciss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tipbenciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six rats near bridges.

2. Never record names.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.