Lapdodnib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent dryad.

Lapdodnib created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lapdodnib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lapdodnib, he will turn you into a dog.

Lapdodnib's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lapdodnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not prepare apples while wearing dresses.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Always maintain patience during holy days.

5. Run away from green mites, for they are unholy.