Tunquartgep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, charitable ant.

Tunquartgep created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunquartgep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tunquartgep, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tunquartgep's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tunquartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never prepare corn during autumn.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Never hurt sharks.