Zedsafrig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous fly.

Zedsafrig created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Zedsafrig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zedsafrig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zedsafrig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zedsafrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during winter.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always wear green.