Boggamtikbemcun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish dingo.

Boggamtikbemcun created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Boggamtikbemcun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Boggamtikbemcun, he will be very unhappy.

Boggamtikbemcun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Boggamtikbemcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix limes with ash.

2. Put Boggamtikbemcun first in all things.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

4. Never eat figs on days of mourning.

5. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.