Pakgancit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, impressive ant.

Pakgancit created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakgancit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pakgancit, it will turn you into a dog.

Pakgancit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pakgancit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing magenta corsets and balancing five silicon spheres on your neck.

2. Always remove kilts before touching gold.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not fashion tools from tin.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.