Quat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing raccoon.

Quat created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quat.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not leap at crossroads.

5. Pray only in shadows.