Fedflabnullgofpodkinsas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent frog.

Fedflabnullgofpodkinsas created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedflabnullgofpodkinsas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedflabnullgofpodkinsas, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fedflabnullgofpodkinsas' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fedflabnullgofpodkinsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Never feed strawberries to sheep while wearing green kilts.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never record signs.