Jabnutrap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ruthless hedgehog.

Jabnutrap created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabnutrap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabnutrap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Jabnutrap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jabnutrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to eagles while wearing gray dresses.

2. Do not gather at wells at midday.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Do not resist order.