Nillflagget Podbepsan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, contented seal.

Nillflagget Podbepsan created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillflagget Podbepsan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nillflagget Podbepsan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nillflagget Podbepsan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nillflagget Podbepsan's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not prepare beans while wearing kilts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.