Gudgebsug Badsanveg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, irritating wombat.

Gudgebsug Badsanveg created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Gudgebsug Badsanveg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gudgebsug Badsanveg, it will not invite you to parties.

Gudgebsug Badsanveg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gudgebsug Badsanveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Never wear fawn ear rings.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Put Gudgebsug Badsanveg first in all things.