Bot is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, temperamental sheep.

Bot created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bot, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bot's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bot's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not record names concerning moons.