Yakvegnarominrutflab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever penguin.

Yakvegnarominrutflab created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yakvegnarominrutflab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yakvegnarominrutflab, it will turn you into a plant.

Yakvegnarominrutflab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yakvegnarominrutflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place oranges upon stone.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not wear coats marked with indigo.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Always cleanse water with water.