Mis is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak spider.

Mis created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mis, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mis, she will turn you into a duck.

Mis' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Always store bread above ground.

3. Never wear orange jumpers.

4. Never cross forests at dawn.

5. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.