Pincenbotdinpasponquillhom Tundagsog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing snail.

Pincenbotdinpasponquillhom Tundagsog created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pincenbotdinpasponquillhom Tundagsog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pincenbotdinpasponquillhom Tundagsog, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pincenbotdinpasponquillhom Tundagsog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pincenbotdinpasponquillhom Tundagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pincenbotdinpasponquillhom Tundagsog loves ducks, so they must be honoured.