Pasfemtiggig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent unicorn.

Pasfemtiggig created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasfemtiggig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pasfemtiggig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pasfemtiggig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pasfemtiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at crossroads.

2. Never mark doors with fawn.

3. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about badgers.