Cadnegmin Gebsugpidhab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing parrot.

Cadnegmin Gebsugpidhab created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadnegmin Gebsugpidhab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cadnegmin Gebsugpidhab, she will not care at all.

Cadnegmin Gebsugpidhab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cadnegmin Gebsugpidhab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Never travel toward the east during autumn.