Popnurtsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, weak wyvern.

Popnurtsug created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popnurtsug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Popnurtsug, it will send minions to preach to you.

Popnurtsug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Popnurtsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always share aubergines with strangers, but never with porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never think about dark energy near doves while wearing mauve dresses and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if three manatees approach from the south.