Renfarngednurtcusscidfen Gepgigrul is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient cow.

Renfarngednurtcusscidfen Gepgigrul created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renfarngednurtcusscidfen Gepgigrul, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Renfarngednurtcusscidfen Gepgigrul, it will turn you into a dog.

Renfarngednurtcusscidfen Gepgigrul's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Renfarngednurtcusscidfen Gepgigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.