Quimrowmum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate dingo.

Quimrowmum created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimrowmum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quimrowmum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Quimrowmum's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quimrowmum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimrowmum.

2. Never prepare parsnips during winter.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never laugh near aardvarks.