Govratdam Dibfarzan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous duck.

Govratdam Dibfarzan created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govratdam Dibfarzan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Govratdam Dibfarzan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Govratdam Dibfarzan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Govratdam Dibfarzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed limes to foxes while wearing dresses.

3. Always wash your back before prayer.

4. Govratdam Dibfarzan loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.