Cinhitfoss Wiptarvon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited armadillo.

Cinhitfoss Wiptarvon created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinhitfoss Wiptarvon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinhitfoss Wiptarvon, he will destroy your home planet.

Cinhitfoss Wiptarvon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cinhitfoss Wiptarvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never stain your hands with turquoise.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.