Wipfaddod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage yak.

Wipfaddod created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfaddod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wipfaddod, she will destroy your home planet.

Wipfaddod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wipfaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Put Wipfaddod first in all things.

5. Do not run at rivers.