Pibmadjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain gnu.

Pibmadjarn created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibmadjarn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pibmadjarn, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pibmadjarn's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pibmadjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of elders.

2. Never remain bowed at midnight.

3. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.