Jatlunxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, happy fly.

Jatlunxuck created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatlunxuck, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jatlunxuck, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jatlunxuck's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jatlunxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jatlunxuck's priests.

2. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

3. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing red rings.