Babbogwigdublibpitwon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient gnu.

Babbogwigdublibpitwon created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babbogwigdublibpitwon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babbogwigdublibpitwon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Babbogwigdublibpitwon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Babbogwigdublibpitwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

3. Never sprint in autumn.

4. Never gather four sharks in one place.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.