Matrenhim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, competent crow.

Matrenhim created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Matrenhim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Matrenhim, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Matrenhim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Matrenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not wear boots marked with gray.

3. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

4. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not place peanuts upon stone.