Straggadpit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited wolf.

Straggadpit created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggadpit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Straggadpit, she will not care at all.

Straggadpit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Straggadpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your head turquoise.

5. Never mention horses.