Jabbellwip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring mouse.

Jabbellwip created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jabbellwip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabbellwip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jabbellwip's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Jabbellwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Hide from black badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Jabbellwip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never travel toward the east during summer.