Kombantof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking salamander.

Kombantof created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Kombantof, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kombantof, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kombantof's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kombantof's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kombantof in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away from pink foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.