Bossvednat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent mouse.

Bossvednat created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossvednat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bossvednat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bossvednat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bossvednat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never eat pineapples on holy days.

5. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with ducks.