Nadcutdumyoksandnutkantin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unjust dryad.

Nadcutdumyoksandnutkantin created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcutdumyoksandnutkantin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nadcutdumyoksandnutkantin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nadcutdumyoksandnutkantin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nadcutdumyoksandnutkantin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always store strawberries above ground.

4. Never leap in the presence of snakes.

5. Do not kill goats.