Govsanbetjamhinyam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless cow.

Govsanbetjamhinyam created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Govsanbetjamhinyam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Govsanbetjamhinyam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Govsanbetjamhinyam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Govsanbetjamhinyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always take life seriously.