Vabciphon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful human.

Vabciphon created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabciphon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vabciphon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vabciphon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vabciphon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.